Stone Depth-Charged Double Bastard (ok, Arrogant Bastard Brewing’s) version of the American strong ale, with espresso beans is now available.
Pretty straight forward right? In true arrogant fashion, the bastard calls out your Starbucks laptop habits.
So, your knowledge of caffe is such that you have correctly determined that the term “depth-charged” refers tot he addition of espresso-roasted coffee beans. Well, bully for you For all I know, you picked that up hanging out at some coffee megachain amid a microcosmic mishmash of vapid layabouts, metro—hipsters, and laptop—sporting exhibitionists trying to convince the world (and themselves) that they’re click—clacking out the great American—novel—cum—screenplay for a future summer blockbuster. I could surely teach you a they or two were I inclined…which For I’m NOT. Perhaps you’re eyeing my backside because you’re really into coffee. Nothing wrong there, but if you’ve come to me expecting some beery incarnation of your security blanket “me time” soyfrappelatti or similarly deity concoction, you’re in for some granite—sized disappointment. I do not exist to provide merely a comforting mode of conveyance for your jittery, caffeiuted futasies. Nothing about me is smooth, subtle or hat for comfort Those who should he holding this bottle (el route to opening and indulging in what awaits within) are really into NE. Get your cionanmenrochaccino fix elsewhere. This hue’s strictly for adult mm and women who don’t require the culinary crutch of added fat and sweeteners. My motto. Bold and brave or lot at all.
Stone Depth-Charged Double Bastard will be a 22 ounce bottle offering, found in the Arrogant Bastard Box, on shelves in late October/November, 2015. The Bastard Box includes 2015 Double Bastard, Oaked Arrogant Bastard, Arrogant Bastard, and the above coffee infused edition.