Ok, more than just puppies. A percentage of the sales of Clown Shoes Brewing’s new Miracle IPA will benefit the Minor Miracle Fund. The fund will go to support worthy causes over time. Miracle Mike (mentioned on the label) is Continue Reading →
Today, Clown Shoes is brewing Chocolate Sombrero (previously known as cocoa powder.) The brewery dubs it their Mexican imperial stout, because it uses ancho chile powder, cinnamon, and organic vanilla extract. This brew day marks the last stout Continue Reading →
Clown Shoes just brewed Vampire Slayer, a smoked imperial stout with milk sugar. In true Clown Shoes fashion, the brewery poured holy water into the beer.
What’s on deck from Clown Shoes Brewing in 2012? Here’s a cheat sheet:
Cocoa Powder– Imperial Chocolate Stout
LMPG– Let My People Go Pale Ale- Pale Ale, hopefully made with freeze dried pineapple (depends how the test batches come out). Will have Continue Reading →
Clown Shoes Brewing’s Vampire Slayer will mark the brewery’s 2nd Anniversary. (Hoppy Feet was Year 1). This stout might actually be a fix for the Twilight vampires out there. It’s brewed with real holy water, from Discount Catholic Products. The Continue Reading →
Clown Shoes Brewing (Ipswich, MA) has quietly entered into Georgia. Distribution is limited – right now the only retailers carrying it are metro area Total Wines. Below are list of brands that are either in stock, or slated to be Continue Reading →
Clown Shoes Brewing (Ipswich, MA) has quietly entered into Georgia. Distribution is limited – right now the only retailers carrying it are metro area Total Wines. Below are list of brands that are either in stock, or slated to be Continue Reading →
Clown Shoes Miracle IPA Saves Puppies (And Other Good Things)
Ok, more than just puppies. A percentage of the sales of Clown Shoes Brewing’s new Miracle IPA will benefit the Minor Miracle Fund. The fund will go to support worthy causes over time. Miracle Mike (mentioned on the label) is a real person – Mike Pettengill, one of the brewery’s delivery drivers. He is having a costume designed for him to wear at events/festivities/fundraisers. Best answer to why he is the one on the beer label? Per Mike: “Because I’m f&#king awesome.” Save the world Mike. Save the world.
Our boy, Miracle Mike, represents the good we hope to do with the Clown Shoes Minor Miracle Fund. A percentage of profits from this juicy, sessionable IPA will be used to help real people (and maybe a puppy or two.)
Style: American IPA Availability: 22oz bombers. Retail $4-ish dollars. Arrival: Late March, 2012
Today, Clown Shoes is brewing Chocolate Sombrero (previously known as cocoa powder.) The brewery dubs it their Mexican imperial stout, because it uses ancho chile powder, cinnamon, and organic vanilla extract. This brew day marks the last stout they are brewing for the season.
Starting next week, Clown Shoes expands into Philadelphia. Georgia will see expanded distribution soon (as right now the beers are only sold in Total Wines in the state, which has raised legality questions.)
Mercury Brewing in Ipswich, Massachusetts is expanding their facility, which will allow for more Clown Shoes.
As for Mexican Sombrero:
Style: Imperial Stout Adjuncts: Vanilla extract, Ancho chili powder, cinnamon.
Clown Shoes just brewed Vampire Slayer, a smoked imperial stout with milk sugar. In true Clown Shoes fashion, the brewery poured holy water into the beer.
LMPG– Let My People Go Pale Ale- Pale Ale, hopefully made with freeze dried pineapple (depends how the test batches come out). Will have Moses wearing Clown Shoes while parting the waters on the label.
The Barista Breakfast Brown – 10% ABV brown with cold water extracted coffee from our friends at Barismo.
The Billionaire – this will be a big barleywine with some English and some American elements.
Lest we forget, the 2nd Anniversary release: Vampire Slayer
Clown Shoes Vampire Slayer Might Solve The Twilight Problem
Clown Shoes Brewing’sVampire Slayer will mark the brewery’s 2nd Anniversary. (Hoppy Feet was Year 1). This stout might actually be a fix for the Twilight vampires out there. It’s brewed with real holy water, from Discount Catholic Products. The brewery has been asking priests to come bless the beer with their own holy water, a request that the Catholic Church hasn’t been too keen on.
In a world full of uncertianty, hardship and people trying to hold us back, do we need Vampires too? Clown Shoes says, “No! Die, monsters die!” Our second anniversary ale incorporates signature dark malts, holy water, and malt smoked locally with hickory, beechwood, and vampire killing steaks.
Clown Shoes Brewing (Ipswich, MA) has quietly entered into Georgia. Distribution is limited – right now the only retailers carrying it are metro area Total Wines. Below are list of brands that are either in stock, or slated to be in stock in the future. Quality Wines is the distributor.
Clementine (In stock)
Clementine is Clown Shoes Beer’s Belgian style White Ale. Light-bodied and crisp, this is a terrific White Ale with plenty of zest! Hazy in appearance and healthily carbonated, it utilizes Chambly yeast to energetically shape its wheat malt base. Incorporated in the brewing process is Clementine, sweet orange peel, a hint of Coriander, and Summit hops.
Brown Angel
Brown Angel was designed to have three distinct levels: a dark brown backbone with notes of chocolate and coffee resulting from the use of 1500 pounds of Maris Otter malt, aggressive American hops (Amarillo and Columbus) provide bitterness and some citrus, while a more delicate floral finish is achieved from the use of the classic English hop, East Kent Goldings. This is NOT your old school brown, but rather a sexy American interpretation. At 40IBUs and 7% Alcohol it goes down sneaky fast.
Hoppy Feet (In stock)
Hoppy Feet has been lovingly crafted by combining Premium malt with lots of Amarillo and Columbus Hops. Grapefruit and Pine are balanced on the nose and on the palate by a nutty, dark chocolate, roasted backbone.
Tramp Stamp
Like a stamp on a tramp, this beer is about not so subtle seduction. Soft but complex malts, Chambly yeast, sweet orange peel, Columbus, Amarillo, and Centennial hops have merged to create a bodacious Belgian IPA.
Muffin Top
Eagle Claw Fist
Eagle Claw Fist utilizes the same Chico yeast that shaped Hoppy Feet and Brown Angel. Canadian Two Row, English Crystal, and a little English Black Patent malt provide a sweet, balanced backbone. Simcoe, Centennial, and Citra work together to create a unique hop assault, with an intense bitterness that manages to leave your palate in one piece and is harmonized by the flavors of tropical fruits and flowers. The finish is dry.
Lubrication
Lube? Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. Social lubrication, people coming together to unwind, is what we are talking about. This American Black Ale has a dark body, medium bitterness, balanced with West Coast hops and sweet orange peel. 1 pint, 6 fl.oz. Alc.6%
Blaecorn Unidragon
A big roasty Russian Imperial Stout for drinking now, or later. (BSJ description)
Clown Shoes Brewing (Ipswich, MA) has quietly entered into Georgia. Distribution is limited – right now the only retailers carrying it are metro area Total Wines. Below are list of brands that are either in stock, or slated to be in stock in the future. Quality Wines is the distributor.
Clementine (In stock)
Clementine is Clown Shoes Beer’s Belgian style White Ale. Light-bodied and crisp, this is a terrific White Ale with plenty of zest! Hazy in appearance and healthily carbonated, it utilizes Chambly yeast to energetically shape its wheat malt base. Incorporated in the brewing process is Clementine, sweet orange peel, a hint of Coriander, and Summit hops.
Brown Angel
Brown Angel was designed to have three distinct levels: a dark brown backbone with notes of chocolate and coffee resulting from the use of 1500 pounds of Maris Otter malt, aggressive American hops (Amarillo and Columbus) provide bitterness and some citrus, while a more delicate floral finish is achieved from the use of the classic English hop, East Kent Goldings. This is NOT your old school brown, but rather a sexy American interpretation. At 40IBUs and 7% Alcohol it goes down sneaky fast.
Hoppy Feet (In stock)
Hoppy Feet has been lovingly crafted by combining Premium malt with lots of Amarillo and Columbus Hops. Grapefruit and Pine are balanced on the nose and on the palate by a nutty, dark chocolate, roasted backbone.
Tramp Stamp
Like a stamp on a tramp, this beer is about not so subtle seduction. Soft but complex malts, Chambly yeast, sweet orange peel, Columbus, Amarillo, and Centennial hops have merged to create a bodacious Belgian IPA.
Muffin Top
Eagle Claw Fist
Eagle Claw Fist utilizes the same Chico yeast that shaped Hoppy Feet and Brown Angel. Canadian Two Row, English Crystal, and a little English Black Patent malt provide a sweet, balanced backbone. Simcoe, Centennial, and Citra work together to create a unique hop assault, with an intense bitterness that manages to leave your palate in one piece and is harmonized by the flavors of tropical fruits and flowers. The finish is dry.
Lubrication
Lube? Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. Social lubrication, people coming together to unwind, is what we are talking about. This American Black Ale has a dark body, medium bitterness, balanced with West Coast hops and sweet orange peel. 1 pint, 6 fl.oz. Alc.6%
Blaecorn Unidragon
A big roasty Russian Imperial Stout for drinking now, or later. (BSJ description)