George Carlin once said: Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half the people are stupider than that. The proof is below. This MENSA candidate walked into a convenience store brandishing a pocket knife at 7 pm and tries to open the register. The store owner whips a four pack of Natty Ice at him. Bad. Ass.
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