I guess if you are going to steal a Coors delivery truck, you might as well crash it too. And to just make the whole thing more trashy, wreck it in a Walmart parking lot.
Steven Ison, 29, stole the truck that was on delivery in Williston, North Dakota and went on a joy ride. No word if any beer was stolen. He could face $10,000 in fines, and 10 years in the pokey. There is no taste of the Rockies in prison. [WillistonHerald]