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Drunk Teacher Pees Himself In Front of Kids

Parents of Southington High School (Southington, CT) are miffed after the schools superintendent sent a letter home about a recent “incident.”

A school Spanish teacher came into school intoxicated (during 1st and 2nd period) and ultimately soiled himself in front on students. The students taped the incident, especially the part where he pinned a student up against a wall, EAGNews reports.

School officials led the teacher of the school in handcuffs, but did not contact the police. Apparently contacting law enforcement was not part of the protocol.

(My Spanish teacher was constantly sober, judging by how little I was able to get away with.)