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When Buying Fancy French Water Gets You Arrested For Underaged Drinking


Maybe it’s because it’s French water, or maybe there is an underground water distribution ring at the University of Virginia. Either way, alcoholic beverage control officers in Virginia deemed that the 12 pack of La Croix water and cookie dough purchased by Elizabeth Daly back in April constituted her arrest and a one night all inclusive stay at the local pokey.

To be fair to the officers, I’d be suspicious to if a 20 year old sorority girl was walking from the store carrying purified French water and Tollhouse cookie dough. The charges have since been dropped but the District Attorney still stands by the officers conduct.

Now excuse me while I go get hammered on some Evian and Tollhouse Cookies.